Why am I writing about this, ull find out soon..!! well first of all lemme give u guys a small intro on what this so called saree party is, if that subject made ull wonder what the freaking hell it is.. hmmm.. my version of it, this is a kind of an event where all the school leavers get together ( kind of a reunion but… errm.. not really..) and celebrate their guts out partying.. in other words a ‘social day’ ya some what something like that.. arghh.. then again I really don’t know of a proper definition to it.. anyway im not a school leaver anyone, im just another ‘less than innocent’ student who’s still trying to find a dent to this world.. *sob sob* so according to our school customs a social day or rather a saree party is celebrated by both the school leavers and the current A/L batch.. and the main highlight here is, u require a freaking SAREE to attend the partyyy!!! Which is my biggest problem right now… gak..!!
I swear ive never been this scared the rest of my life.. even though I take great pride in calling myself the devil unleashed.. ive never worn a saree in my entire whole life :( and damn it im gonna wear one for the first time this year.. how it would end up being..!! god knows..!! but I can just picture my pathetic self draped in a 6 yard saree to be precise.. and did I ever mention the fact that im thin as ever..? darn…
I don’t know why everyone at school is soooooo excited about this.. I get so freaked out and nervous each time this topic comes up (sarees, make up, shoes etc..) oh brother..!! I mean don’t they have anything better to talk about.. errr.. why am I the only person who finds all this weird..?why..why..why??? I’m always in the middle of one crisis or another. When others consider some particular situation or moment as a perfect bliss, im tooo busy worrying to enjoy them. gulp..! maybe I do suffer from social anxiety or anti socialism after all.. oh god.. I never knew it would take me 18 years to realize this fact.. sigh..!
And I hate make up!! all that load of crap on me makes me look 1000 times worse than what I usually am. And I thought make up was a beauty enhancer. And also did I say high-heels makes it far more difficult for me to sustain upright balance. Phew.. now all this makes me wonder why was i born a girl in the first place.. it makes life soooo much complicated.
I was thinking what would be the worst that could ever happen to me in this kinda situation.?? umm.. and I managed to come up with a whole list of them.. :)
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Maybe I’d trip and fall onto a ditch or something.. in front of a whole big crowd who would witness it.. and I can be famous in just one day or maybe even enter my name in the school history for falling to a ditch at the saree party 2007..!! oh yeahhh
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I’d make a fool out of myself on the dance floor, then trip on the saree again ( yes saree, gosh! enough already!) and fall flat on my face.
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The tight saree jacket might deprive me from oxygen.. and what if it ultimately gives up and just pops off.. yikes.. no way!!!
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OMG!! i might take some pics to prove the tragedy! the humiliation!! the suffering!! so that everyone can look upon this tragic ugliness! Damn.. (ya im one of the non-photogenic ppl.. interesting creatures eh..?
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What if the pins come off…. So then I’ll have to walk all the way up praying that nothing embarrassing would happen and then my saree rips off all of a sudden… goshh.. lets not go there now..!!
Ugh.. all this insane thoughts keeps rushing through my mind right now. And my imaginations are running wild to the extreme..!! I assume that’s coz im super crazyyy and extra bit of eccentric than what I am usually.. so its official.. this will be the dreadful year of my life. most messed up, unhealthy blah blah.. man, im such a sucker.. I NEED therapy..!! seriously.. AHHHH…
Anyway on a positive note im gonna wear a saree alas, YA RIGHT!! And look all lady like.. hahahahaha.. so I don’t care how much horrible I look, however much i make a huge jackass outta myself.. im gonna do it!! Its all a life time experience.. and it took a quarter of my life to bring me here..lol. sheesh.. I sound soo pathetic even when trying to end this post.
So im writing this blog, merely so that you, my friend (or random-blog-reader), will now have the opportunity to propose my name for the Nobel Peace Prize for my selfless blonde sayings :) And for those of you that know me in real life can now make this an opportunity to roar with laughter, gasp or choke yourselves to death. :D
PS>> anyway ill keep ull posted about ‘THE DAY’ and if I didn’t have a part 2 for this, it means that im officially dead.. or ive dug a whole on the ground and hiding there till things seizes away.. 
~ Devil Unleashed
